When guys get phone numbers, usually the first question they will ask us is "What do I do with it?” "What should I text her?” Most of the guys out there make the mistake to take a phone number as a purely practical and logistic tool. It is NOT. You can build sexual tension, attraction, romance, through flirty text messages. Here are 8 principles you should always think off when exchanging flirty text messages with a girl you just got the number from :
Braddock: "Tequila 4. Braddock 0. I would kill a small child for a Tylenol.”
Braddock: "It’s not completely gay that we haven’t hung out this week, but it’s definitely pretty gay.”
Braddock: "Just wanted to let you know that the new and improved Braddock is 23% more awesome.”
Braddock: "Mexican food place on Sunset and Le Brea = Better than sex.”
Braddock: "Group sex at my house. You bring the girls, I’ll make sure Braddock is there.”
Braddock: "You should come over later for pizza and sex.”
Girl: "Haha… I don’t think so!”
Braddock: "What, you don’t like pizza?”
Braddock: "I having surgery today, pray for me!”
Girl: "OMG…on what!??!?”
Braddock: "I’m having my awesomeness level reduced by 3%”
Braddock: "I’m in Boston and I swear to God there is a girl in here that looks just like you!”
Girl: "Really no way!!”
Braddock: "Ok, I’m going to go hit on your clone. What would you say to you, if you were going to hit on you?”
Mr. M: "Look up! Can you see a cloud that looks like a laughing koala from where you are?”
Braddock: "Kim! If we don’t hang out soon I’m breaking up with you for real this time. I’m changing my
relationship status on facebook and everything. :)”
Braddock: "Heading to the gym… Need to build big muscles to overcompensate for small penis. Any other ideas?”
Braddock: "Hey, can you help me out?”
Girl: "Help you with what?”
Braddock: "I want to meet up with this cute girl named [Her name], but she’s impossible to nail down. Any
advice? Keep in mind she’s a total player.”
Braddock: "Little Johnny called me and said he was lost. Some mother you are… if you lose him, I’m filing for divorce and I want everything.”
Braddock: "Make sure the kids have done their homework and dinner is on the table. I’ve had a long day at work and don’t need any more stress.”
Braddock: "See if your mother will watch the kids tonight. I think we need some alone time.”
Braddock: "I met someone who said they knew you today.”
Braddock: "Guess what…”
Braddock: "You are not going to believe what happened to me today.”
Braddock:"Just heard that Incubus song we used to always play….made me think of you :)”
Braddock: "Just drove through B town… I figured the water tower would say "Home of Sara.” :) Hope you are
doing well.”
Braddock: "X movie is on……made me think of you.” [Only use this if there was a connection between the movie and the both of you]
Note that these usually need to be specific to the woman. These can get really deep if the memory was strong enough and she liked you a lot. However, they should be used sparingly. Using them more than a few times a YEAR will kill your chances with her.
Braddock: "Did you join the peace corp or something?! I haven’t seen you in forever…..I need some Kim in my life!”
Braddock: "Us not talking for 2 months is going beyond playing hard to get. You’re going to drive me into the arms of several other women at this rate.”
Braddock: "Did you join The Marines or something? It’s been ages! Come spoon me. That’s an order.”
7. Just jumping right into a wacky role play. For example:
Braddock: "Hi Kim!! Are we broken up for good? You don’t, write, you never call, the kids are worried sick and rent was due 6 days ago!”
Braddock: "You never write, you never call, rent’s due and the kids are worried sick. What should I tell them?”
Mr M:"April 11, party at Movida. Kssshht, I repeat, the crisps are raiding the liquor store. Mother goose, over …”
Braddock: "Just wanted to remind everyone that I’m cooler than the other side of the pillow. Tell your friends”
Braddock: "Hey all, Mike’s farewell party at X bar Friday night. Your mission if you choose to accept it is to show up between the hours of 11pm and 2am. This message will self destruct in 30 sec! Hope to see you there….”
Braddock: "I am 11% more awesome today… that is all.”
Braddock: "Hey everyone, don’t forget Kev’s bday = our house tonight… swim suits = optional… arm floaties = required… safety first ;)”
Mass texting is a great way to re-initiate old numbers and to ping with a bunch of girls at the same time. Once you send out a mass text, if a girl responds, then you should start building value and using call back humor to build attraction again.